be well

When you get fly as fuck and ya plans get canceled

When you get fly as fuck and ya plans get canceled

ghost-of-bambi:

luckyladybutterfly:

velvetonions:

there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen

#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COOK ANYTHING WITH DORITOS AND INSTANT NOODLES#THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE A SAUCEPAN.

They do have a saucepan, but someone’s eating cereal out of it.

oomshi:

vegay:

dONT BE A TEACHER IF U DON’T LIKE FUCKING KIDS????

this can be taken two ways

As a Muslim, I’m sick of people asking me how I feel about 9/11. What do you want me to say, seriously? Do you want me to say, “It was a great plan, mwahahaha!” before I fly off on a magic carpet?

I was born and raised in this country and was just as shocked as everyone else to learn there were people on this earth so vile as to commit such a horrific attack - or to even think about doing it.

But I didn’t do it. Neither did 99.999999999 percent of the roughly 1.5 billion people in the world who also call themselves Muslims. So why should I or any other Muslim apologize for what happened? Nickleback is planning on releasing another album. Should I ask white people to apologize for that?

Aman Ali

I am going to reblog this quote every year. 

(via lavenderlavia)

budweiner:

When you get shouted at for accidentally doing something bad

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meatbicyclevevo:

sweetlordejesus:

bruh

illuminati

ven0moth:

if you rip my headphones out of my ears ill rip your heart out of your chest

illuminated-youth:

lalalaindigo:


click on it

I love this

SO MANY LIL SUNNIES

illuminated-youth:

lalalaindigo:

click on it

I love this

SO MANY LIL SUNNIES

relatetable:

asvprock:

When the bae has ebola and you still love her 

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ps4official:

hOLD THE FUCK UP spy kids two is supposed to be a light hearted film for the whole family not make me have an existential crisis