way to go you god damn idiot egg
imagine if one day you do something weird in public and log onto tumblr later in the day to see a picture of it going around with 20k notes
David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!
i bet this is the color of his sperm.
What if dreams were actually a glimpse into what our alternative selves in other universes were doing